Stoner christmas sayings
1. "May your Christmas tree be as lit as you are."
2. "Tis the season to be hazy."
3. "All I want for Christmas is a big bag of green."
4. "Dreaming of a green Christmas."
5. "Jingle bells, jingle bells, pass the joint this way."
6. "Santa's not the only one coming to town this Christmas."
7. "Wishing you a high and happy holiday season."
8. "Let's roast some chestnuts and light up a blunt."
9. "Christmas lights are pretty, but have you seen them while high?"
10. "The best gift is a friend to share a smoke with on Christmas."
Above is Stoner christmas sayings.
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1. My pleasure.2. Eat mor chikin.3. We didn't invent the chicken, just the chicken sandwich.4. It's our pleasure to serve you.5. We're here to serve.6. Chick-fil-A, home of the original chicken sandwich.7. We make chicken right.8. The original chicken sandwich, only at Chick-fil-A.9.
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1. Still waters run deep.2. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.3. Testing the waters.4. Water under the bridge.5. In hot water.6. Fish out of water.7. Water off a duck's back.8. Like a fish in water.9. Blood is thicker than water.10. Dip your toe in the water.
1. Counting sheep to fall asleep.2. I can't sleep, I'm going to start counting sheep.3. I've been up all night counting sheep.4. I need to count some sheep to clear my mind.5. I'm so tired, I could count sheep all day.6. I'm counting sheep in my head to relax.7. Counting sheep is my go-
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