Kitchen funny sayings
1. "I'm not a chef, I'm a culinary artist... who sometimes burns things."
2. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
3. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
4. "I followed the recipe... until I got to the part where it said 'clean up'."
5. "I have a love-hate relationship with my oven. It loves to burn things, and I hate cleaning it."
6. "I'm not a baker, I'm a stress reliever. Kneading dough is cheaper than therapy."
7. "I'm not a messy cook, I'm just creatively disorganized."
8. "My kitchen is my happy place... until I have to do the dishes."
9. "I don't need a recipe, I cook with love... and a little bit of trial and error."
10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just a really good improviser in the kitchen."
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