Las vegas sayings funny

1. "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... unless it ends up on social media."

2. "In Vegas, even the slot machines have better luck than I do."

3. "I went to Vegas and all I got was this hangover."

4. "Las Vegas: where the only sure bet is that you'll leave with less money than you came with."

5. "I don't always go to Vegas, but when I do, I lose all my money."

6. "Las Vegas: the only place where you can lose your shirt and your dignity in the same night."

7. "They say money talks, but in Vegas, it just says 'goodbye'."

8. "What's the difference between Las Vegas and a cemetery? In Vegas, the dead still have a chance to win big."

9. "Las Vegas: where the only thing hotter than the desert sun is your credit card after a night out."

10. "I went to Vegas for the buffet, I stayed for the regret."

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Chirstmas sayings meme

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