Laughable sayings about love
1. Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap.
2. Love is like a pizza, it's best when it's hot and cheesy.
3. Love is like a rollercoaster, it's thrilling at first but can make you nauseous.
4. Love is like a bad haircut, it grows on you over time.
5. Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... but you'll probably end up with a few nuts.
6. Love is like a broken pencil, pointless.
7. Love is like a diet, it's great in theory but hard to stick to.
8. Love is like a remote control, sometimes you just can't find the right channel.
9. Love is like a traffic jam, it's frustrating and makes you late for everything.
10. Love is like a selfie, it looks good from a distance but up close, it's a mess.
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