Lithuanian funny sayings

1. "Kas juokiasi paskutinis, tas geriausiai juokiasi." (He who laughs last, laughs best.)

2. "Kas neša kiaulę, tas ir valgo šiukšles." (He who brings a pig, eats the scraps.)

3. "Kaip šuo ant kibirėlio." (Like a dog on a bucket - used to describe someone who is very eager or impatient.)

4. "Kas neša kiaulę, tas ir laiko už uodegos." (He who brings a pig, holds it by the tail - meaning that one must take responsibility for their actions.)

5. "Kaip ant spirgčio." (Like on a thorn - used to describe a situation that is uncomfortable or awkward.)

6. "Kas nesėdi, tas neprisėda." (He who doesn't sit down, doesn't get a seat - meaning that one must take action to achieve their goals.)

7. "Kaip šuo ant šieno." (Like a dog on hay - used to describe someone who is restless or fidgety.)

8. "Kas neša kiaulę, tas ir neša šieną." (He who brings a pig, also brings the hay - meaning that one must deal with the consequences of their actions.)

9. "Kaip šuo ant šilko." (Like a dog on silk - used to describe someone who is in a very comfortable or luxurious situation.)

10. "Kas neša kiaulę, tas ir neša švarą." (He who brings a pig, also brings cleanliness - meaning that one must take care of their responsibilities.)

Above is Lithuanian funny sayings.

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