Madea funny sayings
1. "I'm not crazy, I'm just special edition!"
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
10. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
Above is Madea funny sayings.
1. Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette2. A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child3. Life is short, eat the cake. - Unknown4. Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! - C. JoyBell C.5. Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unk
1. The tassel was worth the hassle.2. The adventure begins.3. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.4. The future is bright.5. And so the adventure begins.6. The best is yet to come.7. She believed she could, so she did.8. The tassel is worth the hassle.9. The world is yours to explore
1. Buck Naked Underwear: The next best thing to wearing nothing at all.2. Fire Hose Work Pants: Built for the toughest jobs, just like you.3. Ballroom Jeans: Because every man deserves a little extra room.4. No Bull Guarantee: If it's not the best, we'll make it right.5. Longtail T-Shirts:
1. Honking horns!2. Let's ride the rails!3. Full steam ahead!4. Chugga chugga choo choo!5. We're on track for adventure!6. All aboard!7. Time to get on track!8. Ready to roll!9. Chuggington, we're trainees!10. Working together, we'll be fine!
Here are a few Elvish sayings from J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings:1. Amin mela lle - You are dear to me2. Mae govannen - Well met3. Mellon - Friend4. Lle naa vanima - You are the most beautiful5. Namarie - Farewell6. Elen siluva lyenna, amin mela lle - A star shines
1. Sisters are like flowers in the garden of life, blooming with love and beauty.2. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.3. Sisters share a special bond that time nor distance can break.4. In the cookie of life, sisters are the chocol
1. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato2. Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain3. In a world where you can be anything, be kind. - Unknown4. Kindness is a gift everyone can afford to give. - Unknown5. Kindness is the
1. I'm just a little dead inside.2. I'm dying to meet you.3. I've got a bone to pick with you.4. I'm just here for the boos.5. I'm a real head-turner.6. I'm just a skeleton of my former self.7. I'm just hanging out, bone-tired.8. I'm just a little skull-duggery.9. I'm just a little
1. 千里之行，始于足下 (qiān lǐ zhī xíng, shǐ yú zú xià) - A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.2. 水滴石穿 (shuǐ dī shí chuān) - Dripping water can penetrate a stone.3. 知己知彼，百战不殆 (zhī jǐ zhī bǐ, bǎi zhàn bù dài) - Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated in
1. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi2. The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. - Oscar Wilde3. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill4. No act of kindne