Madea sayings funny
1. "I'm like a tree, honey. I bend in the wind, but I don't break. Unless you mess with me, then I'll break you in half."
2. "I don't need a man to complete me. I'm already a whole lot of woman all by myself."
3. "I don't have time for drama. I've got too much living to do and too many wigs to wear."
4. "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I sure know how to use what I've got."
5. "I don't need a man to make me happy. I've got my girls, my wine, and my Netflix account. What more could a woman need?"
6. "I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I sure am a tall glass of sweet tea with a splash of sass."
7. "I don't sweat the small stuff. Life's too short to worry about things that don't matter. Now, where's my fried chicken?"
8. "I don't need a man to rescue me. I've got my own cape, thank you very much."
9. "I may not be the most graceful woman, but I sure know how to make an entrance."
10. "I don't play games, honey. Unless it's bingo night at the church, then I'm all in."
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