Marathi comedy sayings

1. "जिंकल्यानंतर जिंकणारा विजेता असतो, पण जिंकल्यानंतर झालेला विजेता अशी वाटतो." (After winning, the winner is considered victorious, but after losing, the loser seems like a winner.)

2. "जगात कोणत्याही कामाला आवडत नाही, पण जगात आवडतात काम करणार्याला." (No one likes work in the world, but everyone likes those who work.)

3. "जगात काहीतरी असे आहे, तर तुझ्यात तर आहे." (There is something in the world, but it is in you.)

4. "जगात कोणत्याही व्यक्तीला आवडत नाही, पण जगात आवडतात व्यक्ती करणार्याला." (No one likes a person in the world, but everyone likes those who do.)

5. "जगात कोणत्याही गोड गोड व्यक्तीला आवडत नाही, पण जगात आवडतात गोड गोड काम करणार्याला." (No one likes good people in the world, but everyone likes those who do good work.)

Above is Marathi comedy sayings.

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