Marathon funny sayings
1. "I thought they said 'rum' not 'run'!"
2. "My sport is your sport's punishment."
3. "Why do they call it a 'fun run' when it's not fun at all?"
4. "I run because I really like food."
5. "I run so I can eat more pizza."
6. "Running: cheaper than therapy."
7. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for a marathon."
8. "I run because punching people is frowned upon."
9. "My running pace is called 'survival mode'."
10. "Running a marathon is a lot like childbirth. You forget the pain until you're doing it again."
Above is Marathon funny sayings.
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1. A little light to brighten your day, thank you for celebrating with us!2. May this candle remind you of the love and joy shared at the baby shower.3. As this candle burns, may it bring warmth and happiness to your heart.4. Thank you for showering our little one with love and light.5. May
1. Guns don't kill people, people kill people.2. A gun is like a parachute. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.3. In a gunfight, the most important rule is to have a gun.4. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.5. An ar
1. Lettuce turnip the beet!2. Kale yeah, salads are the best!3. Lettuce be grateful for this delicious salad.4. Don't kale my vibe, I'm eating a salad.5. Life is a combination of magic and salad.6. Salad: the original fast food.7. Eat your greens and stay fresh.8. Salad days are here