Martha stewart sayings

1. "Life is too complicated not to be orderly."

2. "I find that when you have a real interest in life and a curious life, that sleep is not the most important thing."

3. "I am a creative person, and creativity keeps me alive."

4. "I am a maniacal perfectionist. And if I weren't, I wouldn't have this company."

5. "I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life."

6. "I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today."

7. "I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today."

8. "I am a creative person, and creativity keeps me alive."

9. "I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life."

10. "I am a maniacal perfectionist. And if I weren't, I wouldn't have this company."

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