Martini quotes and sayings

1. "I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." - W.C. Fields

2. "A martini is like a woman's breast: one is not enough, and three is too many." - James Thurber

3. "I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host." - Dorothy Parker

4. "A martini is not just a drink, it's a lifestyle." - Unknown

5. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

6. "A martini is a thing of beauty and a joy forever." - Unknown

7. "Happiness is...finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry." - Johnny Carson

8. "I'll never be as good as the best, but I'm the best at being me." - Unknown

9. "A martini is a work of art you can drink." - Unknown

10. "I like to have a martini, but two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host." - Dorothy Parker

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