Masks with funny sayings

Sure, here are some funny sayings that could be printed on masks:

1. "This mask is my superhero cape."

2. "If you can read this, you're standing too close."

3. "I'm smiling under this mask... probably."

4. "Quarantine chic."

5. "I'm just here for the snacks."

6. "Caution: I'm contagious... with laughter."

7. "My mask matches my personality - colorful and a little bit wild."

8. "This mask is my new favorite accessory."

9. "I'm not antisocial, I'm just social distancing."

10. "Masked and fabulous."

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Good prank call sayings

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Shipyard sayings

1. A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.2. Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.3. The best ships are friendships, and may they always be.4. A ship is always safe at shore, but that is not what it's built for.5. The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one i

Church sign sayings for return to school

1. May God's wisdom guide you back to school.2. Pray for a successful school year ahead.3. Trust in God as you return to your studies.4. God's blessings on your academic journey.5. Let your faith be your compass as you head back to school.6. Study hard, pray harder.7. God's grace is wit

Steven wright sayings

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Cute teacher sayings with apples

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Im single sayings

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Slag quotes and sayings

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Very short funny sayings

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Italian stereotypes sayings

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Clever pie sayings

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