Massage funny quotes and sayings
1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
4. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity." - Unknown
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
9. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in my spare time." - Unknown
10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown
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Here are some famous sayings by great Kannada personalities:1. ನಾವು ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನ ಮಾಡಿದಷ್ಟೂ ನಮ್ಮ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚುವುದು. - ಸಿ. ನಾರಾಯಣರಾವ್2. ಯಾವುದೇ ಕೆಲಸವನ್ನು ಸಾಧಿಸಲು ನಿರ್ಧಾರವಾಗಿದ್ದರೆ, ಅದನ್ನು ನಿರ್ವಹಿಸಲು ನಿರ್ಧಾರವಾಗಿರಬೇಕು. - ರಾಜೇಂದ್ರ ಕುಮಾರ3. ನಮ್ಮ ಜೀವನದ ಸಾರವೇ ಸಾಧನೆ ಮಾಡುವುದು. - ಶಿವರಾಮ ಕಾರಂಜಿ4. ಯಾವುದೇ ಕೆ
ಸಾಧನೆಯ ಮೂಲಕ ಮಾನವನು ತನ್ನ ಶಕ್ತಿಯ ಮರ್ಮವನ್ನು ಅರಿಯಬೇಕು. - ಸ್ವಾಮಿ ವಿವೇಕಾನಂದ
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