Merry christmas greetings sayings funny

1. "Merry Christmas! May your holiday season be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies (and maybe a few fruitcakes)."

2. "Wishing you a Christmas that's merry and bright, just like Rudolph's nose after a few too many eggnogs!"

3. "May your Christmas be as jolly as Santa after he's finished delivering presents and can finally put his feet up."

4. "Sending you warm wishes and lots of holiday cheer this Christmas. Just remember, calories don't count on Christmas!"

5. "Here's to a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and plenty of awkward family photos. Cheers to making memories that will last a lifetime!"

6. "May your Christmas be filled with so much joy and laughter that even the Grinch's heart grows three sizes!"

7. "Wishing you a Christmas that's as magical as the North Pole and as fun as a snowball fight with your favorite elves."

8. "May your Christmas be merry and bright, just like the twinkle lights on your neighbor's over-the-top holiday display."

9. "Sending you warm wishes and lots of holiday cheer this Christmas. Remember, it's not about the presents, it's about the presence of loved ones."

10. "Here's to a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and the occasional family drama. After all, what's the holidays without a little chaos?"

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Birthday card sayings cowboy

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Sayings on friendship and love

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Mr rogers sayings

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Blank bone sayings

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