Mother in law sayings funny
1. "I told my mother-in-law my house was her house, and she said, 'Get off my property!'"
2. "I asked my mother-in-law for her recipe, and she said, 'It's a family secret... even I don't know it!'"
3. "My mother-in-law told me she's always right... even when she's wrong!"
4. "My mother-in-law said she's the boss in our family... I just didn't realize she meant the boss of me!"
5. "My mother-in-law's favorite hobby is giving me unsolicited advice... and her second favorite hobby is not taking mine!"
6. "My mother-in-law said she's not a control freak... she just knows the right way to do everything!"
7. "My mother-in-law always says she's just trying to help... but sometimes I think she's trying to 'help' me lose my mind!"
8. "My mother-in-law told me she's like a fine wine... she gets better with age, but can still give you a headache!"
9. "My mother-in-law said she's not nosy... she's just interested in every single detail of my life!"
10. "My mother-in-law always says she's not judgmental... she just has a 'strong opinion' about everything I do!"
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