Motorcycle sayings funny

1. "Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul."

2. "I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle."

3. "Life is short, buy the motorcycle."

4. "You never see a motorcycle parked outside a therapist's office."

5. "I'm not addicted to motorcycles, we're just in a committed relationship."

6. "I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle."

7. "Riding a motorcycle is like flying without wings."

8. "I'm not a biker, I'm a motorcycle enthusiast with a speeding problem."

9. "My therapist told me the best therapy is wind therapy on my motorcycle."

10. "I don't need therapy, I just need to ride my motorcycle."

Above is Motorcycle sayings funny.

Sayings that no longer make sense

Riding shotgun - This saying originated from the practice of having a person sit next to the driver of a stagecoach with a shotgun to protect against potential threats. In modern times, it no longer makes sense as most people do not carry shotguns while riding in cars.Rolling down the window - T

American sayings and metapors

Other sayings for figure of speech

1. Idiom2. Expression3. Proverb4. Metaphor5. Simile6. Adage7. Aphorism8. Cliché9. Maxim10. Turn of phrase

No luck sayings

1. Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.2. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.3. The harder you work, the luckier you get.4. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.5. Success is not about luck, it's about hard work and perseverance.6. Fortune favors the bold.7.

Sayings sisters

1. Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.2. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.3. Sisters may drive you crazy, get on your nerves, and irritate you. But at the end of the day, they are the ones who will always have your b

I love my daughters sayings

That's wonderful to hear! Children often have a unique perspective on the world and can say the most adorable and insightful things. It's great that you appreciate and enjoy your daughter's sayings. Is there a particular saying of hers that stands out to you as a favorite?

British christmas sayings

1. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!2. Yuletide Greetings!3. Tis the season to be jolly!4. Wishing you a festive holiday season!5. May your days be merry and bright!6. Season's Greetings to you and your family!7. Have yourself a merry little Christmas!8. Good tidings we bring to y

When you love someone quotes and sayings

1. I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa2. To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything. - T. Tolis3. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach f

Sayings about moderation

1. Moderation in all things, including moderation. - Petronius2. Too much of anything is bad, but too much of a good thing is wonderful. - Mae West3. The middle way is the best way. - Lao Tzu4. Everything in moderation, including moderation. - Oscar Wilde5. Excess generally causes reaction,

Sleepless night quotes and sayings

1. The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4am knows all my secrets. - Poppy Z. Brite2. The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning. - Harriet Beecher Stowe3. I've loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Sarah Williams4. The night