Here are some popular sayings from the character Mrs. Swan, played by Alex Borstein on the comedy sketch show "MADtv":
1. "He look-a like a man!"
2. "I'm not a good cook-a."
3. "I tell you everything."
4. "I'm so excite!"
5. "I'm a very bad woman."
6. "I go now."
7. "He look-a like a lady."
8. "I'm a little bit sexy."
9. "I'm a very bad driver."
10. "I'm a very bad actress."
Above is Mrs swan sayings.
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