Names funny sayings shirts
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
9. "I'm not a superhero, but I am pretty incredible."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a break."
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Here are some cute southern sayings that would be great for t-shirts:1. Bless your heart2. Southern charm, y'all3. Sweet as sweet tea4. Southern belle with a rebel yell5. Howdy y'all6. Southern by the grace of God7. Darlin' in the South8. Y'all come back now, ya hear?9. Southern bor
1. May the road rise up to meet you.2. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.3. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.4. There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish t
1. Work hard, stay humble2. Be kind, be brave, be you3. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen4. Good vibes only5. Dream big, hustle hard6. Inhale confidence, exhale doubt7. Do more of what makes you happy8. Choose kindness9. Stay wild, moon child10. Adventure awaits
If you swallow chewing gum, it will stay in your stomach for seven years.Don't swallow chewing gum, or it will stick to your insides.Swallowing chewing gum will clog up your intestines.If you swallow chewing gum, it will take years to digest.
1. Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.2. Believe in the magic of unicorns and anything is possible.3. Unicorns are proof that magic exists in the world.4. In a world full of horses, be a unicorn.5. Unicorns are like dreams, beautiful, rare, and magical
1. Controlled chaos2. Productive disarray3. Artistic clutter4. Inspired chaos5. Organized mess6. Beautiful chaos7. Creative clutter8. Controlled creativity9. Chaotic creativity10. Expressive disorder
1. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.2. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. When the cat's away, the mice will play.6. Too many cooks spoil the broth.7. Actions speak louder than words.8.
1. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Benjamin Franklin2. I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway3. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra4. I feel bad for people who don't d
1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.2. Every Peter has his own path to follow.3. A Peter in need is a friend indeed.4. Peter's presence brings peace.5. Peter's perseverance pays off.6. As sure as Peter is Peter.7. Peter's kindness knows no bounds.8. In Peter we trust.9.
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.3. You make my heart skip a beat.4. You are the apple of my eye.5. You are my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.6. You are the peanut butter to my jelly.7. You are the key to my heart.8. You are my happi