Nephew funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a sweet tooth that won't quit."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just too busy remembering important things."
Above is Nephew funny sayings.
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. I have found the one whom my soul loves. - Song of Solomon 3:43. You are my heart, my life, my one and only Valentine. 4. Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-E
1. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with love and joy!2. May your holiday season be merry and bright, filled with laughter and love.3. Sending warm wishes for a joyful Christmas and a prosperous New Year.4. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with happiness and
Here are some ideas for funny sayings that could be featured on mom graphic tees:1. Mom Hair, Don't Care2. I'm Not Like a Regular Mom, I'm a Cool Mom3. Mom Life is the Best Life4. Coffee, Chaos, and Cuddles - Mom Life5. Wine & Whine - Mom's Survival Kit6. Mom of Boys/Girls - Chaos Coordin
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1. She believed she could, so she did.2. Nevertheless, she persisted.3. Be fearless, be brave, be you.4. Empowered women empower women.5. Strong women: may we know them, may we raise them, may we be them.6. She is clothed in strength and dignity.7. Live the life you've imagined.8. Lov
1. Luck be a lady tonight.2. Hit me.3. The house always wins.4. Dealing from the top of the deck.5. Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.6. Feeling lucky?7. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.8. Shuffle up and deal.9. May the cards be in your favor.10. The deck is hot tonight.
Here are some funny German sayings that would make great t-shirt designs:1. Ich bin nicht faul, ich bin im Energiesparmodus (I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode)2. Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof (Life is not a pony farm)3. Ich habe die Nase voll (I have my nose full - meaning I'm fed up)4. Ic
1. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey2. Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one. - Brad Paisley3. New year, new beginnings, new opportunities. 4. Every new year is a fresh start, a new chapter in your life waiting to b
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1. Change is never painful, only the resistance to change is painful. - Buddha2. Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again. - Buddha3. Everything is changeable, everything appears and disappears; there is no blissful peace until one passes beyond the agony of lif