New funny education sayings
1. "I before E, except after C...and sometimes Y? English is weird."
2. "Math: the only place where people buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why."
3. "If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your teacher told you to in the first place."
4. "I have a degree in procrastination...I'll tell you more about it later."
5. "Education is important, but big biceps are importanter."
6. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at guessing."
7. "I have a black belt in library fines."
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
9. "I may not be a math whiz, but I can count on my fingers like a pro."
10. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot about a lot of things."
Above is New funny education sayings.
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