Newfie shed wall clocks with funny sayings
Here are some funny sayings that could be featured on a Newfie shed wall clock:
1. "Time flies when you're having a time in Newfoundland!"
2. "Newfie time: when 'just a minute' means 'I'll be there in an hour'"
3. "Newfie proverb: 'The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese'"
4. "In Newfoundland, we don't believe in daylight saving time - we prefer to save our energy for screech drinking!"
5. "Newfie time zone: 'Now', 'Just now', and 'In a minute'"
6. "Time spent in Newfoundland is never wasted - it's just on island time!"
7. "Newfie clock: 'Time to go fishing', 'Time to have a scoff', 'Time for a yarn'"
8. "Newfoundland: where the clocks run on 'Island Time' and the people run on 'Jiggs Dinner'"
9. "Don't worry about the time, just enjoy the journey - unless you're late for the screech-in!"
10. "Newfie time: the only time zone where 'soon' means 'eventually'"
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