1. "As thick as a plank."
2. "Not the brightest bulb in the box."
3. "One sandwich short of a picnic."
4. "Dumber than a bag of hammers."
5. "Not playing with a full deck."
6. "A few fries short of a happy meal."
7. "About as sharp as a marble."
8. "Not the sharpest tool in the shed."
9. "As slow as molasses in January."
10. "A few bricks shy of a load."
Above is Newfoundland sayings for stupidity.
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