Nonsensical sayings and quotes

1. "The cheese stands alone, but the crackers are always watching."

2. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the toaster."

3. "When life gives you lemons, make a sandwich."

4. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless they're wearing sunglasses."

5. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm gets the last laugh."

6. "A watched pot never boils, but a dancing pot always sizzles."

7. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the Macarena."

8. "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."

9. "The grass is always greener on the other side, especially if it's been watered with unicorn tears."

10. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless that basket is made of chocolate."

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