Old humorous sayings

1. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."

2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

3. "A watched pot never boils."

4. "The early bird catches the worm."

5. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

7. "The squeaky wheel gets the grease."

8. "Too many cooks spoil the broth."

9. "Don't cry over spilled milk."

10. "A penny saved is a penny earned."

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