Old people sayings from the far side comics
Here are some old people sayings from "The Far Side" comics by Gary Larson:
1. "Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets. We had to use our imaginations!"
2. "When I was a kid, we had to walk to school uphill both ways in the snow!"
3. "In my day, we didn't have all this political correctness nonsense. We just called it like we saw it!"
4. "I remember when a penny could buy you a whole bag of candy. Those were the days!"
5. "Kids these days have it too easy. They don't know the meaning of hard work!"
6. "I may be old, but I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve!"
7. "When I was young, we didn't have all these distractions. We actually talked to each other!"
8. "Age is just a number. It's the mileage that counts!"
9. "I may be old, but I'm not dead yet! I've still got some life left in me."
10. "In my day, we didn't have all these fancy diets. We just ate what was put in front of us and we liked it!"
Above is Old people sayings from the far side comics.
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