1. "Well, butter my biscuit!"
2. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
3. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
4. "She's as happy as a clam at high water."
5. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
6. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
7. "He's as stubborn as a mule."
8. "She's got more nerve than a bum tooth."
9. "He's as slow as molasses in January."
10. "I'm as happy as a clam in mud."
Above is Old time funny sayings.
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