1. "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" - Alka-Seltzer
2. "Where's the beef?" - Wendy's
3. "I've fallen and I can't get up!" - Life Alert
4. "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!" - Alka-Seltzer
5. "It's finger-lickin' good!" - KFC
6. "Snap, crackle, pop!" - Rice Krispies
7. "Just do it." - Nike
8. "Because you're worth it." - L'Oréal
9. "They're grrreat!" - Frosted Flakes
10. "Can you hear me now?" - Verizon
Above is Old tv commercials sayings.
1. A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.2. I'm not messy, I'm just creatively organized.3. I clean when I'm in a good mood, so my house is usually a mess.4. My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it.5. I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.6. I'm not lazy, I'm j
1. It's hotter than a jalapeño in here!2. I'm melting like an ice cream cone in the sun.3. I'm sweating buckets!4. I feel like I'm walking on the surface of the sun.5. It's like an oven in here!6. I'm wilting like a flower in this heat.7. I'm as hot as a firecracker.8. I'm sweating li
1. I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a professional drinker.2. I only drink on days that end in 'y'.3. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.4. I have mixed drinks about feelings.5. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.6. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... with a cocktail.7. I make
1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.2. It's not the destination, but the journey that matters.3. Life is a journey, not a destination.4. The road to success is always under construction.5. The journey is the reward.6. Every journey is a series of steps towards a d
1. The best way to overcome temptation is to give in to it. - Oscar Wilde2. The greatest power is the power over oneself. - Seneca3. You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius4. The first and greatest victory is to conquer y
1. Life is short, eat the chocolate first.2. Chocolate makes everything better.3. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.4. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy.5. There's nothing chocolate can't fix.6. All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn
1. Because nothing says 'I'm living in the moment' like taking 50 selfies to get the perfect angle.2. Who needs self-awareness when you have a front-facing camera?3. If a selfie falls in the forest and no one likes it, did it even happen?4. Taking selfies is the best way to show the world how
1. Life is too short for bad coffee. 2. Coffee is a hug in a mug. 3. I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong. 4. Coffee, because adulting is hard. 5. But first, coffee. 6. Coffee is my love language. 7. Espresso yourself. 8. Coffee: a liquid hug for your brain. 9.
1. Another year older, another year wiser. Happy birthday!2. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and joy. Happy birthday!3. May your birthday be as special as you are. Happy birthday!4. Here's to another year of amazing adventures and unforgettable memories. Happy birthday!5. Send
1. I miss your smile, your laugh, your touch.2. Every moment without you feels like an eternity.3. I long to be in your arms again, to feel your warmth.4. My heart aches for you, my love.5. You are the missing piece of my heart, my soul.6. I miss the way you make me feel complete.7. I c