Patches with funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."

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Wedding engraving sayings

1. Love is patient, love is kind.2. Two hearts, one love.3. Forever begins today.4. Together is a beautiful place to be.5. Love never fails.6. Happily ever after starts here.7. I have found the one whom my soul loves.8. Love is the greatest adventure.9. Two souls, one heart.10. To

Sayings with the word stairs in them

1. Take the stairs one step at a time.2. Life is like a staircase, you have to take it step by step.3. Success is not a lift, it's a staircase.4. Every step you take on the stairs of life brings you closer to your goals.5. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step on the sta

Cute valentine sayings for cupcakes

1. You're the sprinkles to my cupcake.2. Love is sweet, just like this cupcake.3. You're the frosting on top of my world.4. You're the cherry on top of my cupcake.5. Cupcake kisses for my sweetie.6. You're the icing on my love cake.7. Life is sweet with you by my side.8. You're the cu

Sayings for 9/11

1. We will never forget.2. United we stand, divided we fall.3. In the face of tragedy, we find strength.4. Heroes are not born, they are made in moments of crisis.5. Even in the darkest times, hope shines through.6. Remembering the past, honoring the present, and building a better future.

Yusheng sayings

1. May the new year bring you prosperity and happiness.2. Wishing you good health and success in the coming year.3. Let's toss for a year of abundance and good fortune.4. May your wishes come true and your dreams be fulfilled.5. Here's to a year filled with joy, love, and prosperity.6. To

Back door sayings for christmas

1. Santa's secret entrance2. Yuletide portal3. Festive gateway4. Christmas sneak-in5. Holiday hidden passage6. Seasonal side entrance7. Jolly backdoor8. Merry backway9. Cheerful rear access10. Yule log backdoor

Suzuki sayings

Here are some famous sayings attributed to Suzuki, the Japanese philosopher and founder of the Suzuki method of music education:1. Teaching music is not my main purpose. I want to make good citizens. If children hear fine music from the day of their birth and learn to play it, they develop sensitiv

Clever ag sayings

1. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.2. Agriculture is the most healthful, most useful, and most noble employment of man. - George Washington3. The farmer is the only man in our economy who buys everything at retail, sells everything at wholesale, and pays the freight both ways. - Jo

Wedding sayings quotes

1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin3. Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones4. To love

Commmon sayings in french

1. C'est la vie - That's life2. Bon appétit - Enjoy your meal3. Joie de vivre - Joy of living4. Rien ne va plus - No more bets (used in gambling)5. À la carte - From the menu6. Chacun voit midi à sa porte - To each his own7. Petit à petit, l'oiseau fait son nid - Little by little, the