Pathetic sayings funny
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my procrastination."
9. "I'm not disorganized, I'm just creatively chaotic."
10. "I'm not a mess, I'm just a collection of interestingly placed items."
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1. Sweet wishes for a Merry Christmas!2. Sending you a little sweetness this holiday season.3. May your Christmas be as sweet as candy!4. You're sweeter than any candy cane!5. Wishing you a holly jolly Christmas filled with lots of treats.6. Sending you a sprinkle of holiday cheer!7. Ma
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1. A father is a son's first hero and a son is a father's first love.2. A father's love is eternal, just like the bond between a father and son.3. A son may outgrow a father's lap, but he will never outgrow his heart.4. A father teaches his son how to be a man, but a son teaches his father ho
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1. When boy meets girl, everything changes.2. It was love at first sight when boy met girl.3. Boy meets girl and sparks fly.4. It's a classic tale of boy meets girl.5. In a crowded room, boy meets girl and the rest is history.6. Their love story began the moment boy met girl.7. Boy meet
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