People with funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

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Men and women together sayings

1. Behind every great man is a great woman.2. Two heads are better than one.3. Men and women complement each other.4. United we stand, divided we fall.5. Together we are stronger.6. Men and women make a great team.7. In unity there is strength.8. Men and women working hand in hand.9.

Cute rib tattoo sayings

1. Stay strong2. Love yourself3. Fearless4. Beautifully broken5. Just breathe6. Live, laugh, love7. Be brave8. Find your joy9. Dream big10. Always believe

Funny as sayings

1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not short, I

Australian sayings for ready

1. I'm good to go.2. I'm all set.3. I'm raring to go.4. I'm keen as mustard.5. I'm champing at the bit.6. I'm primed and ready.7. I'm as ready as a rat with a gold tooth.8. I'm ready as a bride's nightie.9. I'm ready to rock and roll.10. I'm ready as a dingo in the desert.

Bullying quotes and sayings tagalog

1. Ang taong nagpapahirap sa iba ay hindi tunay na matapang. 2. Huwag mong hayaang ang mga bully ang magpatakbo sa buhay mo. 3. Ang tunay na lakas ay hindi sa pang-aapi, kundi sa pagtanggap at pagmamahal sa kapwa. 4. Hindi tama ang manakit ng iba para lang magpakita ng yabang. 5. Ang tunay

Self respect sayings

1. Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.2. Your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth.3. Self-respect is the root of discipline: The sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to onesel

Clever police sayings

1. To protect and serve, one must observe and preserve.2. Crime doesn't pay, but justice does.3. In the pursuit of justice, we don't take shortcuts.4. We don't just wear badges, we wear the responsibility to uphold the law.5. The only thing we chase is justice.6. We're not just here to ca

Funny quotes and sayings about men and women

1. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. - Albert Einstein2. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. And they both forgot to pack the GPS. - Unknown3. Behind every successful man is a surpris

Christmas wishes sayings 2020

1. May your heart be filled with the joy and magic of the holiday season.2. Wishing you peace, love, and happiness this Christmas and always.3. May the spirit of Christmas bring you hope, love, and blessings.4. Sending you warm wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.5. May your h

Confucius sayings size

Confucius, the ancient Chinese philosopher, has many sayings that are succinct and profound. Here are a few examples of his sayings along with their approximate length:1. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - 14 words2. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but