Pinoy funny quotes and sayings
1. "Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape." (There's no hard bread in hot coffee.)
2. "Pag may tiyaga, may nilaga." (If there's patience, there's a stew.)
3. "Basta driver, sweet lover." (As long as you're a driver, you're a sweet lover.)
4. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag walang tiyaga, walang nilaga, pero merong kawawa." (If there's patience, there's a stew. If there's no patience, there's no stew, but there's someone pitiful.)
5. "Ang taong nagigipit, sa bumbay kumakapit." (A person in need clings to the Indian moneylender.)
6. "Kung gusto may paraan, kung ayaw maraming dahilan." (If you want it, there's a way; if you don't, there are many excuses.)
7. "Huwag kang magtiwala sa patay gutom, baka pati kaluluwa mo kainin." (Don't trust a hungry person, they might even eat your soul.)
8. "Kapag may usok, may niluluto." (If there's smoke, something's cooking.)
9. "Ang taong nagigipit, sa patalim kumakapit." (A person in need clings to the blade.)
10. "Kung maikli ang kumot, matutong mamaluktot." (If the blanket is short, learn to curl up.)
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