Pinoy sayings funny
1. "Basta driver, sweet lover."
2. "Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape."
3. "Pag may tiyaga, may nilaga."
4. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag walang tiyaga, walang nilaga."
5. "Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, may stiff neck."
6. "Kapag may usok, may niluto."
7. "Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa."
8. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Pero kapag wala kang tiyaga, magluto ka na lang ng instant noodles."
9. "Kapag may alak, may balak."
10. "Huwag kang magtiwala sa patay gutom, baka maubos ang pagkain mo."
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