Quippy sayings

1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

2. "Don't be a salad, be the whole meal."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."

Above is Quippy sayings.

Cowboy experssions sayings

1. Well butter my biscuit!2. Happy as a hog in slop.3. Ride 'em cowboy!4. Dagnabbit!5. Like a chicken with its head cut off.6. Saddle up!7. Git along, little dogie.8. Shootin' the breeze.9. Ain't that a hoot!10. Yeehaw!

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Dj khaled sayings we the best

We the best!

Fork sayings

1. Don't bite off more than you can chew.2. Two forks in the road, choose wisely.3. The fork in the road is where decisions are made.4. It's time to fork over the money.5. Don't be a fork in the road, be the path.6. Life is like a fork, full of twists and turns.7. Pick your fork battles

Choice quotes and sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. In

Barbecue sayings

1. Grill and chill.2. Life is better with barbecue.3. BBQ: Where the food is hot and the drinks are cold.4. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy barbecue.5. BBQ is not just food, it's a way of life.6. Good friends, good food, good times - that's barbecue.7. Barbecue: the only way to

Carefree sayings

1. Don't worry, be happy.2. Live in the moment.3. Go with the flow.4. Hakuna Matata.5. Let it be.6. Chill out.7. Life is too short to stress.8. Dance like nobody's watching.9. Embrace the chaos.10. Just breathe.

Cute i need you sayings

1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You make my heart skip a beat.3. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.4. I fall more in love with you every day.5. You are the light of my life.6. You are my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.7. You are the sweetest melody in my life's soundt

Power rangers sayings

1. It's morphin' time!2. Go, go Power Rangers!3. We need Dinozord power, now!4. Let's show 'em some Megazord power!5. Together, we are unstoppable!6. It's time to kick some monster butt!7. We'll never give up, we'll never surrender!8. We fight for justice and protect the world!9. We

Cute sayings that start with j

1. Jump for joy2. Just peachy3. Jolly good4. Just ducky5. Jitterbug joy6. Jellybean joy7. Jolly jellybeans8. Just jiving9. Joyful jamboree10. Jovial jester