Quotes and sayings by garfield
1. "I'm not overweight, I'm undertall."
2. "Diet is 'die' with a 't'."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing."
4. "I'm not messy, I'm organizationally challenged."
5. "I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
8. "I'm not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity."
9. "I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social."
10. "I'm not a cat, I'm an artist."
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