Red dwarf sayings
1. "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
2. "Better dead than smeg."
3. "Lister, there's a time and a place for total smeg-heads, and this is it."
4. "I'm not a god, I'm Lister. I'm not even a good Lister."
5. "It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm going to go and live in the wild with a pack of wolves, and I'm going to eat you."
8. "I'm going to have a little chat with Mr. Fisty."
9. "You know, I've always wanted to be able to whistle."
10. "I'm going to put my foot so far up your ass, you'll be able to taste the polish on my toes."
Above is Red dwarf sayings.
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