1. "I'm aging like a fine wine...slowly and with lots of naps."
2. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
3. "I make pour decisions."
4. "Wine not?"
5. "Sip happens."
6. "Wine a bit, you'll feel better."
7. "I'm not old, I'm well-aged."
8. "Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."
9. "Wine a little, it'll make you feel better."
10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just grape juice impaired."
Above is Funny wine bottle sayings.
1. We're a lethal combination, ready to take down anyone in our way.2. Double the trouble, double the danger.3. Two minds, one mission: total domination.4. We're the ultimate tag team, bringing the heat and leaving a trail of destruction.5. Unstoppable force meets immovable object - that's
1. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings.2. Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.3. In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures.4. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.5. Friendship is bor
1. First things first.2. First come, first served.3. First impressions are lasting impressions.4. First among equals.5. First in, best dressed.6. First things first, second things never.7. First things first, second things not at all.8. First things first, last things never.9. First things first, an
1. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.4. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not clumsy, i
Here are some famous sayings by Dennis Eckersley, the Hall of Fame pitcher and baseball commentator:1. I've got one rule, and that's to be cool and stay humble.2. You've got to have a short memory in this game.3. The game is not over until it's over.4. You can't let the highs get too high or
1. You're dead to me.2. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money.3. You're a cockroach.4. You're dead in the water.5. You're a donut.6. You're a mosquito in a nudist colony.7. You're a cocker spaniel.8. You're a parasite.9. You're a leech.10. You're a waste of skin.
Here are a few popular Irish sayings or signs:1. May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back. - This is a traditional Irish blessing often used to wish someone well on their journey.2. Sláinte! - This is a common Irish toast meaning health or cheers.3. There are on
1. She believed she could, so she did.2. Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.3. She was unstoppable, not because she did not have failures or doubts, but because she continued on despite them.4. Strong women don't have attitudes, they have standards.5. She re
1. Carpe Diem - Seize the day2. Live, Laugh, Love3. Stay Strong4. This too shall pass5. Love yourself first6. Be the change7. Find your inner peace8. Let it be9. Inhale courage, exhale fear10. Never give up
1. Hospice is not a place, but a philosophy of care. 2. Hospice is about living until you die, not dying until you die. 3. Hospice care is about making the most of every moment, no matter how difficult. 4. In hospice, we don't focus on the end of life, but on making the journey as comfortable