Redneck sayings
1. "Well butter my biscuit!"
2. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
3. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "I'm fixin' to head on down yonder."
5. "She's as happy as a pig in mud."
6. "He's crazier than a run-over dog."
7. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
8. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a south-bound mule."
9. "He's tough as a boiled owl."
10. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
Above is Redneck sayings.
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