Funny background sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a mental vacation."
9. "I'm not a snack, I'm the whole meal."
10. "I'm not perfect, but my eyebrows are."
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1. 50 and fabulous... just like fine wine!2. Vintage 1972 - Aged to perfection3. 50 and still a rockstar!4. 50 and loving it... even the gray hairs!5. 50 and fabulous, just like me!6. 50 and still sexy... just ask my reading glasses!7. 50 and fabulous, just like a classic car!8. 50 an
1. I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my balance skills.2. I only drink beer on days that end in 'y'.3. I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a light thinker.4. I'm not a beer snob, I'm a beer enthusiast.5. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Bud Light.6. Beer: helping people lower
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Bel
Here are a few Samoan sayings that would be great for tee shirts:1. O le ala i le pule o le tautua - The path to leadership is through service.2. Fa'avae i le Atua Samoa - Samoa is founded on God.3. E lele le toloa, ae ma'au i le vai - The snipe may fly away, but it will always return to the w
1. Hustle, hit, never quit.2. Play like a champion today.3. Leave it all on the field.4. Winners never quit, quitters never win.5. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.6. Champions are made when no one is watching.7. Play with heart, win with pride.8. Success is earned