Funny background sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a mental vacation."

9. "I'm not a snack, I'm the whole meal."

10. "I'm not perfect, but my eyebrows are."

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Mickey mouse quotes and sayings

1. Oh boy!2. To laugh at yourself is to love yourself.3. The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.4. I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse.5. All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.6. I only hop

Funny 50th birthday t shirt sayings

1. 50 and fabulous... just like fine wine!2. Vintage 1972 - Aged to perfection3. 50 and still a rockstar!4. 50 and loving it... even the gray hairs!5. 50 and fabulous, just like me!6. 50 and still sexy... just ask my reading glasses!7. 50 and fabulous, just like a classic car!8. 50 an

Funny bud light sayings

1. I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my balance skills.2. I only drink beer on days that end in 'y'.3. I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a light thinker.4. I'm not a beer snob, I'm a beer enthusiast.5. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Bud Light.6. Beer: helping people lower

50th birthday sayings for invitations

1. Fifty and fabulous! Join us as we celebrate [Name]'s milestone birthday.2. Half a century old, but still young at heart! Come celebrate with us.3. Turning 50 is just the beginning of a new chapter. Let's toast to [Name]!4. Life begins at 50! Join us for a special celebration in honor of [N

J sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Bel

Samoan sayings tee shirts

Here are a few Samoan sayings that would be great for tee shirts:1. O le ala i le pule o le tautua - The path to leadership is through service.2. Fa'avae i le Atua Samoa - Samoa is founded on God.3. E lele le toloa, ae ma'au i le vai - The snipe may fly away, but it will always return to the w

Homemade sympathy card sayings

1. Thinking of you during this difficult time and sending you my deepest condolences.2. May you find comfort in the memories of your loved one and strength in the support of those around you.3. Wishing you peace and healing as you navigate through this period of grief.4. In this time of sorro

Lacrosse motivational sayings

1. Hustle, hit, never quit.2. Play like a champion today.3. Leave it all on the field.4. Winners never quit, quitters never win.5. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.6. Champions are made when no one is watching.7. Play with heart, win with pride.8. Success is earned

Candy bar teacher appreciation sayings

1. You're as sweet as this candy bar - thank you for all you do!2. You're a treat to have as a teacher - thank you for everything!3. You make learning as enjoyable as eating a candy bar - thank you!4. You're the 'sweetest' teacher around - thank you for all your hard work!5. Here's a little

Sayings from a son to his mum