Redneck sayings funny
1. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
3. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
4. "She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
5. "I'm so hungry I could eat the hind legs off a donkey."
6. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
7. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
8. "He's as handy as a pocket on a shirt."
9. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
10. "She's crazier than a road lizard."
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
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1. Краще один раз побачити, ніж сто разів почути. (It's better to see something once than to hear about it a hundred times.)2. Хто шукає, той знайде. (He who seeks, shall find.)3. Не в тім справа, що падає, а в тім, що піднімається. (It's not about falling down, but about getting back up.)4.
1. I'm so fired up, I could light up the night sky with my passion.2. She's a force to be reckoned with, a wildfire of determination and drive.3. When life hands you lemons, get fired up and make a blazing hot lemonade.4. He's on fire with ambition, burning brighter than the sun.5. Let's ig