Renaissance sayings funny
1. "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
2. "All the world's a stage, but some of us are just better actors."
3. "To be or not to be, that is the question. But let's be real, who has time for existential crises?"
4. "A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet, but a thorn by any other name would still be a pain in the butt."
5. "Parting is such sweet sorrow, especially when you realize you left your keys inside."
6. "Brevity is the soul of wit, but so is a well-timed pun."
7. "All's well that ends well, unless you're the one who forgot to bring snacks to the party."
8. "To thine own self be true, unless your true self is a terrible dancer."
9. "The course of true love never did run smooth, especially when your partner hogs the blankets."
10. "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would still be a nightmare to spell."
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