Roasting sayings
1. "You're so full of hot air, you could roast a marshmallow just by talking."
2. "You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
3. "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
4. "You're about as sharp as a bowling ball."
5. "You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, you're not even in the shed."
6. "You're as bright as a black hole."
7. "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."
8. "You're not the brightest crayon in the box, you're the broken one at the bottom."
9. "You're as helpful as a screen door on a submarine."
10. "You're as slow as molasses in January."
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