Ryme in sayings funny
Sure, here are some funny rhyming sayings for you:
1. "I'm as busy as a bee, but as lazy as can be."
2. "I'm as sharp as a tack, but my memory's starting to lack."
3. "I'm as cool as a cucumber, but my dance moves are a real bummer."
4. "I'm as bright as a button, but my cooking skills are nothin'."
5. "I'm as quick as a fox, but my jokes are full of paradox."
6. "I'm as smooth as silk, but my singing voice is like chalk on a chalkboard."
7. "I'm as fit as a fiddle, but my sense of direction is in the middle."
8. "I'm as happy as a clam, but my sense of time is a total sham."
9. "I'm as sweet as pie, but my fashion sense makes people cry."
10. "I'm as strong as an ox, but my sense of humor is full of paradox."
Above is Ryme in sayings funny.
1. To infinity and beyond!2. I am Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger!3. No toy gets left behind!4. I come in peace.5. I'll protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!6. Buzz Lightyear reporting for duty!7. To the rescue!8. I have a laser, and I will use it!9. I'm not a toy, I'm an acti
1. Meowy Christmas!2. Santa Paws is coming to town!3. Have a purr-fectly festive holiday!4. Wishing you a whisker-ful Christmas!5. May your Christmas be filled with lots of treats and cuddles!6. Meow-y and bright!7. Let's make this Christmas the cat's pajamas!8. Fur-tunately, it's Christmas time!9.
1. Strike while the iron is hot.2. Keep your eye on the prize.3. Spare me the details.4. Roll with the punches.5. Bowling is right up my alley.6. Don't split hairs, split pins.7. Gutter ball? More like butterball.8. Throwing strikes and spares, no cares.9. Bowling is my lane of expe
1. Fall down seven times, stand up eight.2. It's not how many times you fall, but how many times you get back up that counts.3. Every setback is a setup for a comeback.4. The comeback is always stronger than the setback.5. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to con
1. Beer: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.2. I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my beer yoga.3. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.4. I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer just makes me feel good.5. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants u
1. A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg2. Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold3. A baby is as pure as an angel and as fresh as a blooming flower. - Debasish Mridha4. Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. - Larry Barretto5
1. Just keep swimming, manatee style!2. I'm as happy as a manatee in warm waters.3. Manatee hugs are the best hugs.4. Chillin' like a manatee in the sea.5. Manatee love is the best kind of love.6. Stay calm and be a manatee.7. Manatee kisses are the sweetest.8. Life is better with a m
Here are some common sayings associated with the Hells Angels motorcycle club:1. When we do right, nobody remembers. When we do wrong, nobody forgets.2. Ride hard, live free.3. Respect few, fear none.4. In memory of the fallen, we ride on.5. Only the strong survive.6. Live to ride, ride t
1. Happy birthday to my favorite pain in the butt! Love you!2. You're getting old, but you're still my favorite old man. Happy birthday!3. To my partner in crime, happy birthday! Let's cause some trouble together.4. You may be getting older, but you're still a total catch. Happy birthday, stu
1. A penny saved is a penny earned.2. Waste not, want not.3. Live simply so that others may simply live.4. The art of living is the art of saving.5. Frugality is the mother of all virtues.6. Spend less, save more.7. Make do and mend.8. A thrifty person is never in need.9. Saving tod