Santa sayings funny
1. "I'm making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice... and who needs a better sense of humor!"
2. "Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills!"
3. "What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!"
4. "Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem!"
5. "What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!"
6. "Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had low "elf" esteem!"
7. "What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Paws!"
8. "Why did Santa bring a ladder to the Christmas party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!"
9. "What do you call Santa when he's on the beach? Sandy Claus!"
10. "Why did Santa go to therapy? He had Claus-trophobia!"
Above is Santa sayings funny.
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