Sarcastic irish sayings
1. "May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back... unless you're heading to the pub, then may the road be full of potholes and the wind in your face."
2. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... unless you owe me money, then may your troubles be many and your blessings be few."
3. "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live... unless you're a teetotaler, then may you live a long, boring life with nothing but water to drink."
4. "May the roof above you never fall in, and those gathered beneath it never fall out... unless it's your in-laws, then may the roof collapse and the arguments begin."
5. "May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead... unless you've been a right eejit, then may the devil have a front-row seat to your arrival."
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