Sarcastic sayings about family
1. "Family: because who else would you argue with over the holidays?"
2. "Family: where love and dysfunction go hand in hand."
3. "Family: the only group of people who can drive you crazy and still expect you to love them."
4. "Family: where you can always count on someone to push your buttons."
5. "Family: because sometimes you need a reminder that you're not the only crazy one in the world."
6. "Family: where drama is always on the menu."
7. "Family: the original source of 'you can't choose your relatives.'"
8. "Family: where secrets are kept until the next family gathering."
9. "Family: because who else would know all your embarrassing childhood stories?"
10. "Family: the reason why therapy exists."
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