Sarcastic t shirt sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."

3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not a morning person."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

7. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."

8. "I'm not a grouch, I just have resting grump face."

9. "I'm not a superhero, but I am pretty super at being sarcastic."

10. "I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social."

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Growing old sayings

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Cute funny sayings about animals and food

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