Sarcastic wedding sayings
1. "Marriage: because who needs personal space anyway?"
2. "Love is blind, marriage is an eye-opener."
3. "Here's to love, laughter, and a lifetime of never having the last word."
4. "Marriage: the ultimate team sport where you both lose."
5. "Tying the knot: because life wasn't complicated enough already."
6. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
7. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
8. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
9. "Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand."
10. "Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
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