Sayings about aging funny

1. "Aging is like a fine wine - it gets better with time, but sometimes it gives you a headache."

2. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."

3. "I'm not aging, I'm just increasing in value."

4. "Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap of all the good times."

5. "I may be getting older, but at least I'm getting wiser... or so I keep telling myself."

6. "I used to be young and beautiful, now I'm just beautiful."

7. "They say age is just a state of mind, but my body is definitely not on the same page."

8. "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted."

9. "Aging gracefully is just a nice way of saying I'm too tired to fight it."

10. "I may be getting older, but at least I can still remember where I left my keys... most of the time."

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