Sayings and quotes funny
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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Here are some common Chinese sayings and their symbols:1. 和气生财 (hé qì shēng cái) - Harmony brings wealth2. 一日之计在于晨 (yī rì zhī jì zài yú chén) - A day's plan is determined by the morning3. 机不可失，时不再来 (jī bù kě shī, shí bù zài lái) - Opportunity knocks but once4. 世上无难事，只怕有心人 (shì shàng wú nán shì, zhǐ
1. Grit is passion and perseverance for very long-term goals. - Angela Duckworth2. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill3. The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledg
1. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.2. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.3. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.4. Wine a little, laugh a lot.5. You're the gin to my tonic.6. Whiskey business.7. Sip happens.8. Sav
1. I'd rather be a lone wolf than run with the pack.2. I am not a part of your society, I am a part of my own.3. The outcast finds solace in solitude.4. I am the black sheep that stands out in a field of white.5. Outsiders see things others cannot.6. I may be on the outskirts, but I see t
1. Think twice before you speak, because your words can have a lasting impact.2. Speak with kindness, for words once spoken cannot be taken back.3. Letting your tongue loose can lead to regret, so choose your words wisely.4. Silence is golden, but reckless words can be like a sharp sword.5.
1. Aloha nui loa - means much love or very much love2. Mahalo nui loa - means thank you very much3. E komo mai - means welcome4. Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten - from Lilo and Stitch5. Pau hana - means work is done or finished work6.
1. Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches. - Wanda Hope Carter2. Family and friends are the most important ingredients in the recipe of life. - Unknown3. Family and friends are the ones who bring out the best in you. - Unknown4. Family and friends are the on
1. Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli2. Bullying builds character like nuclear waste creates superheroes. It's a rare occurrence and often does much more damage than endowment. - Zack W. Van3. Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But
1. Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.2. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.3. Sisters share childhood memories and grown-up dreams.4. Sisters are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always t
1. Love is a four-letter word: L-O-V-E2. Our love is like a triple word score: worth so much more3. Together we spell forever4. In the game of love, we've found our perfect match5. Our love story is like a high-scoring word: unforgettable6. Marriage: the ultimate word to play in the game