Sayings and quotes that make no sense
1. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless you're a farmer."
3. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the Macarena."
4. "A watched pot never boils, but a watched microwave beeps incessantly."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it."
6. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably just astroturf."
7. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."
8. "Actions speak louder than words, but a mime is always silent."
9. "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
10. "It's raining cats and dogs, so don't forget your umbrella for the fish."
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